When you wedge a rubber ducky into a woman's anus without her knowledge. Usually during intercourse and especially if she likes anal play.
I don't know what will be worse, when she sees it in the toilet or realizes it's off her own tub. The phantom mallard strikes again.
by Manbot5000 May 18, 2010
Get the Phantom Mallard mug.I was having anal sex with my girlfriend last week and she was being a bitch earlier so I pretended that I came,spat on her back and when she turned around I blew a load all over her face. That's how you phantom someone.
by xenophon54 March 30, 2011
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The act of masturbating an invisible penis with your hand in an effort to either piss people off or make them laugh depending on the situation.
This drunk asshole started shit with this waiter at Denny's the other night and when his friends started dragging him out he kept yelling at the poor guy. My friend Dan thought he was a dick like me so he started doing the phantom jerk. His girlfriend thought it was hilarious but he got pissed at us. When the asshole asked what our problem was Dan just did a toothy grin and said "problem?"
by Bassnium.exe October 29, 2011
Get the phantom jerk mug.Phantom beef is when you enter a room or other enclosed area and are certain that somebody has or is farting in it but nobody is there to blame it on. Not to be confused with a bathroom that smells like somebody just blew the shitter off the hinges. Totally different.
Dude, were you in the mop closet today? I went in there for some paper towels and it stunk like shit.
Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.
Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.
by The phantom dangler July 21, 2016
Get the phantom beef mug.Referring to post-coitus reverberation or throbbing of the vaginal walls. Causing arousal without physical touch.
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Get the Phantom Vibration mug.right after a husband and wife have sex the husband stuffs his penis and balls in his wife's vagina to keep them safe and falls asleep. for homosexuals its in your partners asshole
Mike - " hey bro someone came into my house and punched me in the nuts while i was sleeping, how do i keep my nuts safe at night?"
Jimmy - " that never happens to me because i have a marriage pact with my wife."
Jimmy - " that never happens to me because i have a marriage pact with my wife."
by 445446 March 6, 2011
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