peanut butter n jelly sandwich

When a girl is on her time of the month and a guy penetrates her then moves straight to her ass and then her mouth

"I gave kate a peanut butter n jelly sandwich last night she likes the chunks"

by GeordieDan May 16, 2008

peanutbutter face

Someone who is ugly AND fat. Should be used as an insult unless you like being told you're both fat and ugly.

"Dude! Did you see that chick?!"
"Yeah, man! She was a total peanutbutter face!

by damnitrandii December 16, 2008

Peanut

When someone nuts and urinates at the same time and everything within 45 centimeters will just vanish

“Why is there a hole in the ground?”
“Someone did a peanut.”
“Oh, not again...”

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 27, 2021

peanut butter pirate plunder

A derivation of the peanut butter pirate in which the first mate pillages the anus of the second mate for the booty bounty rather than his own. Requires extrordinarly skill as the element of surprise is lost (usually) and the potential 'pirate' is aware that something is amiss.

I tried to pull off the peanut butter pirate plunder last night with my girl, but she guessed what I was doing and covered both of her eyes... I had to settle for giving her a dirty sanches.

by David Sabo October 3, 2006

greasy peanut butter

Something Glen always says, but we never understand.

Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!

by John Smith January 15, 2004

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex

me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night

by eaknasty February 21, 2009

peanut butter

as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice

A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

B: "I dunno? what?"

A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"

B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"

by holyshitaduck! March 12, 2013