optimystic

Supportively hopeful regarding either a deep submergence rescue vehicle (DSRV) or a crystal-ball-gazing spiritualist.

Jack Ryan was optimystic dat his buddy Skip Tyler's mini-sub could help prevent a showdown between America and da U.S.S.R.

by QuacksO December 15, 2025

Better Option?

A board game that consists of a persons life in shambles. Activities include running from police, dating younger homosexual men, calling off work, getting completely wasted and high, proceeding to drive home wasted and high, and mispronouncing words and creating incomplete sentences.

Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.

by AberFitch1220 March 2, 2009

Pareto optimal

A sophisticated way to say, "Life is not always fair"

Person A: How come Hillary Clinton didn't win the 2008 primaries?

Person B: Well...life in many ways is Pareto optimal. Besides I heard from someone that her campaign slogan was, "Anarchy is my policy for men."

by paisleynotes November 2, 2009

edit options

Publish
Don't publish
I don't know

You have three edit options 1 publish 2 don't publish and 3 i don't know

by snoopsdoggs October 23, 2011

Triple Optic

Third eye, Reason, Consciousness. Used heavily in UG hip hop.

Damn, that girl has some crazy triple optic. Yeah shes down.

by infiniteimagination July 8, 2012

post-optimist

(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight

Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.

by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013

psycho-optic

Ability to see how psychopathic someone is.

I'm so PSYCHO-OPTIC I could see that dude was gonna eat his cat with beans and rice.

by Hotel 6 December 20, 2016