the infestational fungus residue that women create in their work shoes whilst wearing no tights/half socks / foot protection
got my jimmy choos on today, think ill make a cheese toastie at lunch with my left over shoe jam
might even have a foot marmalade sandwich for morning break
i hate waste !!!!!!!
might even have a foot marmalade sandwich for morning break
i hate waste !!!!!!!
by Himindoors November 24, 2018
Get the Shoe jammug. The result of improper or hasty removal of one's pants. Slack-jam typically occurs when the shoes, especially lace-ups, are not removed prior to removal of the pants.
1. In his haste to slip into something more comfortable, he required the help of his room-mate to extricate his shoes and feet from his pants in a rather nasty example of slack-jam.
by Topmounter January 25, 2008
Get the slack-jammug. Jam iOS is a C-ops player who uses a 60 fps iPad to play and he just started Youtube. He claimed that "he's built differently" and "I don't simp"
by Jam iOS March 15, 2021
Get the Jam iOSmug. When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.
Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.
Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!
Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!
by frobrowilldo July 12, 2017
Get the Space Jammedmug. by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003
Get the disco jammug. by Big_Nick September 28, 2008
Get the Toe Jammug. by UnknownSoldier102 August 15, 2008
Get the jam buttiemug.