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I don't have think.

BTS Jin's answer when interviewer asked about BTS's dating life and whether they are dating with ARMY (BTS fandom name) or not
by seokjin' lobster July 26, 2021
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Popcorns don't have antennas

The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.
"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."
by Xnot January 6, 2012
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Father I Have Sinned

"Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.

Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.

A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.

Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."

"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."

Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
by Father Azuz February 22, 2020
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I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it
I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****
by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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Do I Have A Name

Tom: What's your name?

Me: Do I Have A Name?

Tom: Oh you don't have a name?

Me: No, I Have A Name.

Tom: Then what's your name?

Me: Do I Have A Name?

Tom: *confused*
by do i have a name June 2, 2021
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I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot
by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022
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u have epic gae

tony (stares at mans ass) man (turns around) "NOW U HAVE EPIC GAE"
tony (cries)
by COBY MUDA FUGGA May 20, 2019
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