thats the way the noodle fell

I hate that there are so many IA defects but thats the way the noodle fell.

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Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.

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The shit they be cooking in foods class...

"These niggas be cooking up some Kim Jum Noodles."

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The ultamite person that has the name alek. Alek will destroy you in mincraft

Person1: im going up against the ultamite noodle

Person2: no ,just no

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When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.

Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!

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After a long day at work, I am going to go home and flip a noodle on my Mac to some porn.

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crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry

All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.

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