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noob tube

A weapon that is often employed by someone who is "new" to an FPS game and needs to use the maximum ammount of fire power just to "try" to survive, because noob's have no skill. Usually a Bazukka or rocket launcher. Hense the term "noob tube".
Maj. Poopinschaft: " Hay you killed me 10 times in a row....
I think I'll get you with a bazukka, because I have no skill ! "
cartOOnman: " Go ahead, Get your noob tube, I'll still bash you over the head with a 45. NYUK NYUK NYUK MUUhahahahahaha "
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king noob

The guy who, in online games, not only is a noob but runs his mouth and calls others noobs. Generates large amounts of satisfaction during end game reviews, where opponents are left with an imperative to mock him - not only as a noob, but as a king noob.
That guy in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars who flies around in a Tormentor all day, or parks the Desecrator in the hanger on Valley and camps hardcore.

"You're all noobs, especially you, "m@sterkill3r"! You're not just a fxcking noob, you are the KING NOOB!"
by CheBourgeoisNoir January 10, 2008
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noob train

a line of n00bs in a online mmo, such as World Of Warcraft, who all go to one high-leveled opponent, usually an annoying choob who think's he/she is all that, and teh pwn teh shit outta him/her.
randomguy: last night on WoW, i saw a noob train of gnome's pwn a lvl 63

randomguy2: that was me who got pwned :(
by rjmaster225 January 21, 2008
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Noob Question

A simple-minded question about internet functions that are mechanically simple or require little to no technical prowess to accomplish.
Person 1: Noob question, how do I post in this forum?
Person 2: Click on the "new post" link in the top right!
by Erk Gloom June 9, 2018
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Random Noob

Extremely dislikes people who dont follow the rules or goes agienst his judgement
Person 1: *says something bad*
Person 2: -ban
Person 1: Stop pulling a Random Noob
by Neko_Sora September 26, 2019
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princess noob

A princess noob is a high demand noob. They constancy demand that people give them stuff. they love free stuff and expect you to give them stuff. They love playing the game even though they know nothing about it.
some fucking princess noob came up to me and demanded me give then shit.
by bobdod December 8, 2014
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credit noob

Any noob who uses his/her credit card to purchase OP weapons or credits as a means of fighting as opposed to using their skill or actually playing the game.
Ever since the new OP weapons were released, there have been more credit noobs lately.

player 1: It's taken me a while, but I've finally leveled up to buy this gun.
player 2: Dude, I just bought it like a week ago.
player 1: I've been playing this game longer than you, and am twice your level. How do you have that gun.
player 2: I used credits to buy it after spending real money.
player1: you're such a credit noob.
by Anonymous reality January 24, 2018
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