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conditional nice guy

A man who takes on the aspects of a nice guy, but only until he is rejected. At that point, he will abandon her and redirect his efforts toward other girls. While the result can be problematic for the girl who just rejected him, especially if he previously went to great lengths to do nice things for her, he will justify his behavior with the claim that he doesn't like being used.
Me: "I'm a conditional nice guy."
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"
by snakemasterepic August 27, 2016
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nice ass nigga

You let that nigga tell you he's working overtime 'til 5:00 am...lol nice ass nigga
by T t January 12, 2014
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Have a Nice Day

A sarcastic spin on the common phrase. It is what you tell someone when they get in your way or are making you unhappy. It was originated by Bon Jovi in 2005, and coincides with the red, box-shaped, smirk...a spin on the popular yellow smiley face.
"When the world gets in my face, I say...Have a Nice Day!!"
by acb November 15, 2005
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nice fuck boy

He acts like a good guy, and perhaps deep down he is. He believes he is upfront and to the point, while also simultaneously playing games with sex being his primary motivation. He’s all about his friends and the girl he is talking to or hooking up with comes last.

When he’s with you, he acts like a genuinely nice guy and wants your company. But when you part ways, that’s it for him.
Mark is such a nice fuck boy. Run now!
by Savage sister March 25, 2017
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nice big cup

1)Referring to an image, or variants of it, in which a soldier is holding a canteen and a caption which reads 'how about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up'. may have other phrases present, such as 'now here's to sugars now piss off', 'think before you say something stupid', or may be as is.

2)A somewhat cynical and safe-for-public way of telling somebody to shut it right away without the appearnace of being too offensive to others.
ex1) -Omfgdoodz!!111i r teh supah!11~oneon3
-hey buddy, have a nice big cup will ya?
by vodka June 2, 2004
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Nice Fresh Kicks

Wow you are sporting some nice fresh kicks yo .
by nicefreshkicks.com May 17, 2011
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nice bald lady

A women who is nice, bald and plays chess.
Wow dude look at that nice bald lady. And what a shiny head.
by ch3ssmasteer August 29, 2009
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