Christmas Morning

Used to mean the first day of a the woman's menstrual cycle. Can be metaphorical to the morning of December the 25th, because one awakens to view giant red packages under the tree, or bush.

Maura kicked her dog and was bitchy because it was Christmas morning.

by K & K October 16, 2004

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Morning Glory

Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.

I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".

by Twunce March 15, 2010

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The nasty, unpleasant, musty smell of a girl and her pussy on early Sunday morning after it has been thoroughly fucked on the preceeding Saturday night. Usually eliminated with a good hot shower. This may also apply to other nights and mornings of the weekdepending on lifestyle choices.

Female friend: EWWW! God, Beth, you smell like Sunday Morning Pussy.

Beth: Yeah, I brought Jim home from the club last night, he fucked me real good.

Female friend: Well make sure you take a good hot shower before you go to work!

by WIse Girl 9 December 5, 2009

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morning stench

a lingering odor of people that have not bathed yet and have that pre-shower bacterial crust following them around as they get close to clean people eating.

Darrel needs a shower, he smells like my old gym bag and has a raunchy morning stench.

by busterboner September 5, 2009

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Morbidly Obese Tune

When a song is so big it's not just a Phat tune it's a Morbidly Obese Tune..... Mostly used around the cinema/restaurant area at Bury St edmunds, Suffolk.

Also called MO Tune for short!!

Guy 1: Man This is a Phat Tune...
Guy 2: No mate this is a Morbidly Obese Tune...
Guy 1:True.....MO TUNE!!!!
Guy 2:..MO TUNE!!!

by Kitchen Gods J.V January 17, 2010

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