Dirty Minnie

The act of hiding in a basement with little children that tickle your toes while you touch yourself to them

Mheya: What did u do last weekend

Minnie: I did the dirty Minnie with a load of minors

by ColdMummyDummy July 11, 2025

Sharks and Minnows

When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.

"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."

by Skunk Rat March 29, 2021

Violent Protest in Minneapolis

Is a euphemism for eating out one's ass intensely, referring to the meme of a dude eating out another dude's ass while on the news report about a violent protest in Minneapolis.

"I was with this girl last night and things got hot and heavy. I ended up doing a Violent Protest in Minneapolis to her."

by violentprotestinminneapolis November 6, 2021

The Full Minnard

The rare occasion where a husband and wife both succumb to the effects of alcohol at the same time, resulting in simultaneous regurgitation. Often referred to as the 'the mating dance of the married', this ritual has long been known to forge deeper physical and emotional connections between couples.

"Yeah, we did the Full Minnard again last night"

by UranicPizza July 15, 2023

slicker than a minners dick

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"

Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!

by Rag2123 December 2, 2024

The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.

Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!

by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025

Albert Lea, Minnesota

The worst fucking place on earth get me the fuck out of here

Me: Fucking ass there's nothing to do oh my god help kill me now Albert Lea, minnesota sucks ass

by penis and aids June 11, 2025