To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by Joe March 16, 2005

kevin-impersonator

one who tries to be like Kevin .aka. BERT NEWTON!!!

bert newton is a kevin-impersonator who cant act and wears a really bad fake cat hair toupee! I hate all kevin-impersonators

by kevin roxs ny soxs! July 3, 2004

Kevin

A person with red hair also known as a ginger. He might also work at a verizon wireless store.

Kevin's have souls

by Kevin's papi February 7, 2014

kevinism

Kevinism is a lifestyle designed by Kevin in the late 20th century. Thousands have caught on to this brilliantly amazing way of living and are now stabbing people by the 10's.

I will drown you in a hot pot of coffe while stabbing you in the foot and eating pizza.

by Kevin duh you retard December 7, 2004

kevin mcfall

The biggest sult on the face of the earth. Remember to wipe your ass better, because i have herd that u find dingle berrys swinging around like Tarzan on a vine. I saw you bath water after u cleaned yourself and there was a dingle floating around in your bath water.... Please stop giving Griff those purpler nurpplers.... By the way you fat!

Griff: would you like ketchup with that master?
kevin: NOOOOOOO!
Griff: please don't make me eat anymore of those balls u call dingles, they don't really tast like berrys, I know u tried to tell me that dripping red stuff is cherry flavord but it really tasts like a mans blood...
kevin:No Nigga im a gunna force feed u dat healthy shiot....

by rodney March 12, 2005

Kevin Bacon

An unpopular side to most breakfasts.

Ariel: "I'm ordering eggs."
Courtney: Do you think Kevin Bacon will go with my breakfast?"
Ariel: I don't think Kevin Bacon goes with anything, does it?
Courtney: Yeah. It totally goes with heaps of stuff."
Ariel: Like what?"
Courtney: "A REALLY BAD STORY LINE. SNAP!"

by Douchebag Foetusface February 29, 2008

kelvi

someone with a giant dick, likes to pipe fatass women, got the swag , his smell turns the females on

I just saw kelvi and got wet

by kelvi March 15, 2017