Sack Jockey

One who stays in bed all the time, sleeping excessively.

Lee has been in bed for 27 hours straight. What a sack jockey.

by WindowLicker9000 May 3, 2010

jock

football – no way jose, i hate jocks, and if you play football, your a jock, and right before you get into athletics, you'll tell us that you'll never change, and you'll always be our friend, n we tell you that "no, once you get into football, you'll change, b/c football does that to you" because we know that we are right and this is our last attempt to try to get you to stay in band, and you'll just say "i never follow stereotypes" but we say that this is different, and you get mad at us for "having your life planned out for you" which isnt true, were just pointing out the inevitable, and before you know it, you'll change, and you'll get your schedual changed, so you wont have any classes with us, and never talk to us band nerds again, and you'll date a cheerleader, and do drugs, and go to parties, and forget about band nerds,b/c your so wrapped up in being cool you'll be like, "losers" and shun us, and then you'll get tackeled while playing football, and you'll get paralyzed, either that or one night when you are driving home from one of those jock parties and youre all drunk and so are all of you drunk jock so called "friends" in the car, you'll crash, and your life will flash before your eyes, and when you'll be examinig your life, you'll look back and say, "if only i stayed in band with all my real friends, this would have never happened, and they would have never steered me wrong" and we'll come to your funerall and after we had cried and all that mess, we'll say a few words at your burial and those words will be "haha i told you so, you should have just stayed in band and played tuba, like all us cool people"... that's what will happen when you go from band to football. *heed the warning

Jacob will become a jock.

by a concerned friend December 21, 2004

Jock Binger

A high school jock who eats more than needed in order to bulk up for football, or other sports. Most jocks are binge eaters because they love eating.

Guy:"Look at all the pizza their eating."
Other Guy:"Well, they're jock bingers."

by Dactyl June 17, 2007

jock

to steal, using without crediting

He jocked a graphic from our website.

by Mollyxx April 22, 2008

Counter jockey

n. a retail store employee, usually a teenager, who works a register.

That emo girl's dressed like a Hot Topic counter jockey.

by wayfarer April 29, 2005

Jock

Hahahaha this is funny. All the people who were "nerds" in school just rip the "jocks" on this site.

And just for the record sport teaches you team work and how to work well woth others, people who havent played sport wouldnt understand. And social skills do help later in life, where as being un socailble does not.

blah blah jock blah

by neither a jock or nerd August 14, 2009

Jock

One who lacks a higher level of intellegence so she/he decided to invest their time in sport and physical activities in order to gain higher self confidence and be an alpha female or male postion. Some may result to bulling.

Guy1: Dude did you see what he manged to do at the game; He manged to kick the ball past mid field.
Guy2: I don't care about that i heard he was picking on that nerd again!
Guy1: Oww man he such a jock!

by ShimKra December 12, 2010