January 24th

Punch a Max day. We all know one. We all wanna punch one.

Leilani: yoooo it's january 24th tomorrow!
Everyone: ayy let's go hu maxxx
Max: ayyy

by 16rosel January 23, 2020

no juul january

no juuling in january hoes

no juul january

by _kamryn December 1, 2018

January 12

Bully all the tall people around you. If they are taller than you BULLY THEM.

“Hey Roger today’s January 12th aka bully tall people day”
R:”oh great....”

by Alisesna January 12, 2021

January 20th

Cum drowning awareness day, we take this day to highlight the ever increasing amount of cum drowned victims that are found each day. Drowning in cum has been observed to have tons of negative effects on the human body such as death, respiratory problems, and dirty hair.

January 20th is cum drowning awareness day.

by sustenance January 20, 2021

January 17

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 17
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

JANUARY 21st

GANG APPRECIATION DAY.

I'm going to be celebrating JANUARY 21ST with a lot of people this year

by ẞreeze January 21, 2020

January 21

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 21
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019