Crushing the book

Using facebook in any way shape or form
When someone is distracted by their lap top or phone you ask them if they are "crushing the book"? Because people tend to become less connected to those around them when they are running all over facebook.
by hopk5784 December 19, 2010
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booking up

The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.
Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!

I love booking up with chicks!
by russian_reversal November 12, 2006
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Cooking the Books

When a girl wears a flattering shirt that brings attention to her breasts, and hangs down to cover her fat roll. The term indicates that she purposefully misrepresenting the 'goods'
That chick is kind of cute, but I think she's cooking the books a little with that shirt.

by texaswordsmith July 24, 2008
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text book

satans tool of death
dude we only get this text books cause teachers are heartless basturds who get pleaser out of seeing someone dies like satan, teachers are satan
by Dis Dude December 30, 2007
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Booked Up

Replaces saying being baked
I'm all booked up for the week sorry
by bluntpolice January 16, 2009
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read a book

moe: i'm craving a book today
sylvie: me too lets read a book
by woopwoooop October 06, 2008
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Coloring Book

The act of ramming your dick so hard and fast into a woman, she begins to bleed. This is when you remove your cock, and begin drawing on her crying face.
Yeah, I drew a picture of a Giraffe on Becky's tear-filled face.
by Kojack December 15, 2003
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