Alabama Gaff Hook

The act grabbing a womans bottom lip as if you just caught a trophy bass, then proceeding to spit in her mouth...

Man grabs forcefully grabs a prostitutes mouth and horks a loogie in it... " UGHhHH WTF!!!" she said. He shouts.. "Dis how we do down heerrr... Alabama Gaff Hook!!!"

by Shroom, Gaff Hook Grady May 10, 2011

Scallywag hookerface

ska-li-wag h-kər fās n. -

1. A home-wrecking skip-skop skeezer interested in relentlessly pursuing relations with a brother who is already in a relationship.

- Jordan Jarnagin

Scallywag hookerface: "Cuz you're a scallywag, a hookerface. Stop stalking a brother. I'm about to catch a case."

- MC Prototype, "Can't Hide"

by The Noise Academy August 30, 2010

hookey

weird, off kilter, unusual

"that's kind of hookey"

by Amanda February 5, 2005

hook it up

to help someone out

"yo loco hook it up with that hyna guey shes looking mad good esse"

by brotha October 23, 2003

hook it up

to share your resources or knowledge in attempt to allow opportunity.

can you hook it up with some bom?

translation: can you get or help me find a place to buy some weed.

hook it up with a drive.
translation: can i get a ride?

by SmileOrDie October 25, 2003

Hooked on Chronics

The meaning of Taking ridalin While High on weed.

Hey man last week me and frank got hooked on chronics.

by Mike February 7, 2005

Dirty Pirate Hooker

When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.

Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by Cpt. Dirty July 4, 2009