guitar g spot

When you are playing guitar so good you give people arousal and they orgasm. You can also give yourself an orgasm if you play good enough.

Guy: oh man that guys getting my guitar g spot *SQUIRT*.
Girl: Eww FREAK!

by CornCobKnob September 6, 2013

Guitties

Having oddly, spaced apart triangular titties (sometimes also consisting of awkwardly large nipples).

Girl 1: You're a fat and ugly Bitch!

Girl 2: At least I don't have Guitties!!

by Boooty January 2, 2015

guiturd

A really crappy guitar, eg. a turd.

I tool the guiturd to a tech so he could proverbially polish it with a setup.

by AiXeLsyD13 April 19, 2015

Guitacunatation

When someone is guilt triping you or trying to make you feel sorry for them. (there wasn't a word for it until now)

Stop the guitacunatation

by Legit fam December 13, 2015

Guitarded

The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".

"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."

by Dis Manibus Sacrum April 28, 2016

gunitalia

What ammosexuals like to wave around, in pursuit of their Second Amendment Rights.

"Some militia wannabes escalate purposefully so they have a reason to whip out their gunitalia and start spraying wildly."

by Western Correspondent July 16, 2016

Gûìtmütē

A mentally unstable jerk that sits on your corn!☹️

It is a Gûìtmütē!

by Woosers September 1, 2016