Asian Glide

Wehn you tak a fat chick (has to be fat) and spread her cheeks and put a stick of butter in her ass and close it for approximately 2 minutes. Then open it up and you're good to go!!!

"Boy, that asian glide sure helped with the sexual experience. Now get out of my house."

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004

Glide

To have an obvious crush on a slightly older girl, but to be too wimpy to ask her out, even after months of preparation. The crush is usually unrequited because the crusher is an Animal Jam geek.

Person 1: Damn, that kid really is Gliding that girl Sylvianne.
Person 2: Yeah, he's literally spent all his free time preparing to ask her on a date but he keeps chickening out and EVERYONE knows it.
Person 1: I almost feel bad for him. It's obvious she doesn't like him because he's an animal Jam geek.
Person 2: What a Glide.

by Ciao Billy December 16, 2016

jewish hang glider

when a guy grabs a girl or i guess it could be a guy but lets not go there, he grabs her from behind under her arms and her arms are out like a hang glider, then he rams his hard erect cock right in her b-hole over and over

Holy shit he just gave that bitch a hardcore jewish hang glider.

by aus10yo October 30, 2007

gideon

A Gideon is one who is also known as an Acid Boy.

Raquel: "Come here my Gideon! My little Acid Boy!"

by The Golden Alligator December 22, 2006

gridder

Derived from 'cattle grid', a gridder is a person who lives on the more rural side of a road with a cattle grid. Someone who has one on their road and in front of their house is known as a 'double gridder'. It can also be applied to those who have to go over cattle grids in order to reach work. (Originated Hythe, Hampshire)

"Where do you live?"
"Sway Road."
"Oh you're such a gridder."

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

Doing the Griddy

Doing the ‘griddy’ means you get zero bitches. it can also mean you want to get bitches but you physically can’t.

Look, Carter’s doing the griddy, I bet he gets no bitches

by Candace Dickfit May 5, 2022

cheese grader

1.) what people use to grade cheese
2.) a way of making holes in your pants and making them vintage!

1.) "hey man bring over your cheese grader for the party we got some sick ill nasty cheese over here!"
2.) I like to use a cheese grader on my pants.

by Caroline Satterthwaite April 28, 2006