hand grenuc

A hand held throwable nuclear device the size of a hand grenade

I pulled the pin and flung the hand grenuc into the arachnid nest and then bugged out.

by The Arctic October 7, 2022

Sperm grenade

Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa

A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

saucy grenade

When you perform a bowel movement and catch it in your hand, then proceeded to ejaculate onto the feces and throw it at your partner while yelling "fire in the hole".

Mom, last night Jimmy gave me a saucy grenade, and my bed is still sticky and smells like dumpster juice. He really needs to adjust his diet.

by L100 Eevee February 10, 2023

hand grenade water

an extremely small bottle of water of about 8 fluid ounces that resembles that of a hand grenade.

“I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”

“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”

by Sweet_D March 29, 2023

male grenade

An ugly guy usually found in a group of hotties, on a dating app, or at the club.

“Girl, i’m on a date with a MALE GRENADE”

by snookiiiiiii July 10, 2023

impulse grenade

a grenade/ugly girl with a fat ass.

hey look jerry it’s a grenade. tom, she has a gyatt that’s an impulse grenade

by stkprism July 14, 2023

Semen Grenade

The term “semen granade” is used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims.

Poor Sean, he was the victim of a violent “Semen Grenade” attack last week. He hasn’t recovered since…

by anonymous July 24, 2023