goosed

to get so shitfaced, you can't walk straight, and you stare at walls and such

Steven: "kent, are you wasted"
Kent: "Dawg, i am goosed"
Steven: "Word"

by Steven February 26, 2003

Sly Goose

An Act were two friends engage in sexual intercourse behind the back of others.

" Jimmy got gripped in the back of his motor with Steve's Bird getting blew off, apparently he'd been giving her the Sly Goose for a while "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Goose eggs

Buds of the Cannabis plant (Marijuana). The word goose eggs is commonly used in Portland, OR.

"Hey bro, check out these goose eggs i just got."
"Wow, we're gonna get hella blazed tonight!"

by Franko Beard December 25, 2008

Goose Egg

Showing one of your balls to another person. Used in the penis showing game

Wacko: I wanna make an omelette
Ed: Here Bako, use this goose egg
Wacko: (sees Ed's nut)God damn it Ed!
Ed: C'mon Bako, two kicks in the ass

(Ed kicks Wacko in ass twice)

by I Cruuuuuuuuunch You May 22, 2009

goose

Something very energetic, explosive or fast. Origin unknown for sure, but follow a goose around for a while and you'll probably find out where the term comes from...

Coach: Get round that race track like crap through a goose!

***

Husband: Honey, we're gonna be late. Get down the stairs like crap through a goose!

by LastBloke February 24, 2010

Gooseneck

A male or female who has just made a fool of themselves. Someone who makes rediculous mistakes or a word commonly used when one is in the wrong.

Can be used instead of terms such as idiot/wanker etc.

1) "I've got two words for, I don't think so!"

"That's three words gooseneck!"

2) Someone keeps stalling the car.

"Nice one gooseneck!"

3) Someone becomes far to intoxicated and loses themselves whilst at a party.

"You we're acting like the biggest gooseneck!"

by ayekid October 29, 2009

Goose

The back area of A platform @ d2 ... the wall says "goose"

terrorist obama: "theres a cricket monkey hiding on goose box"

terrorist osama: "dirka dirka"

by fraggin since 1.5 June 19, 2011