glass-wipe

when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.

Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.

by Silver K June 1, 2009

Sunshine in a Glass

The act of urinating in someone's apple juice when they are not looking.

Mmmmmmmm.... what the hell? Ewww sunshine in a glass? Not again.

by Offrey J June 11, 2006

glass

Glass in the common sense refers to a hard, brittle, transparent solid.

Such as used for windows, many bottles, or eyewear, including soda-lime glass, acrylic glass, sugar glass, isinglass (Muscovy-glass), or aluminium oxynitride.

by Blake Dorner March 21, 2008

glass bottle beeramid

EPIC

Exactly what it sounds like...a glass bottle beeramid

by cj86 December 14, 2010

gesserant

An uncommon Scottish word, meaning something similar to "brilliant".

That meat wis gey gesserant.

by Falsecereal July 18, 2011

Glasses on Glasses

The act of rocking one set of bigger shades on top of a smaller pair of prescription glasses.

Debra-"Why are you wearing clip-ons?????"

Jason-"nigga,,,, these aint clip ons. These Glasses on Glasses"

by Yuckie July 29, 2012

Gessepany

The feeling you get when you lose the battle and lose the war. It doesn't have to be a literal battle (it can), but it could also be used to describe if something terrible happens to you, and when you think it can't get any worse, it does.

John: "My girlfriend just broke up with me!"
Henry: "Well, sorry to make you feel gessepany, but your dog also died."

by Krafter456 February 12, 2017