1 definition by Silver K

when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.
Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.
by Silver K June 1, 2009
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