geek wound

Cuts you get on your fingers when working inside a computer.

Person 1: Dude, is that the fifth geek wound this week?

Person 2: Yeah, I tried to pull a drive bay cover off by sticking my index finger in the index-finger sized hole in it. Those stamped metal parts have razor sharp edges!

by broc119 April 25, 2010

Geek Squadian

A nerd that knows way too much useless information that is not needed in life at all.

“That aaron guy was telling all these car facts.” “He totally is a Geek Squadian!”

by highly intelligent person April 16, 2020

Geek squad

A group of people that take copious amounts of drugs, usually acid. A brand created by the most elite geek squadders alive. The definition of a true geek squadder is one that DOWNS THE NOS, drops TABS, and takes immense bang rips.

Straight geekin' AT THE GEEK SQUADDDDD!!!!!!
Downing NOS aT tHe GEEK SQUADDDDDD!!!!!!

by wetalleds March 11, 2024

Geek

Bodie

John:Do you see that geek?

Jimmy:Yeah, he’s definitely a Bodie.

by Icey2 October 25, 2022

geek attack

when someone does something abnormal for a period of time

john was having a “geek attack” at lunch today

by worple December 10, 2023

geeks night

A tweakers unit of measure. Used to give an unsure estimate for the amount of time it takes a tweaker to accomplish something. It could be 1 minute, 1 hour, 1 day, 1 week, etc.

Q:How long will it take you to change that tire?
A: I'd say it'll probably take about a geeks night.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Geek Sauced

To be so fucked up you can’t think nor speak normally and is used to tell some one they are fucked fucked up it’s basically when your really crossfaded

Sweet-“Nash you geek sauced as hell”
Nash-“maneeeimmmscrateee”

by Sweetshitfr January 14, 2022