friend boycott 

When all of your friends are ignoring you or "lost their phones", seemingly in an organized fashion. you feel shitty about yourself as apparently you aren't worth talking to or hanging out with.

Joe "i guess i know who my real friends are, Travis and Erik haven't called me back in 2 straight days even though they've both been updating their facebook statuses from their blackberrys. I've been friend boycotted."

friend boycott by FCKERS July 9, 2010

Friend Victim 

When you pick someone out from a crowd and then target them to be your friend. Not in a stalker way, because following them does not ensue, rather you just dedicate your night to engaging them in conversation and becoming their close personal friend.

Margret: Derek is going to the party tonight.

Samantha: I know, I'm gonna friend victim him so hard.

Friend Victim by Friskybusiness February 23, 2013

Friend Best

The most loyalist friend you can ever have in the world. It's even better than a Bestfriend

If they are more than a Bestfriend they are a friend best.

Friend Best by Phatbetty April 3, 2017

sleeping friend 

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

sleeping friend by Flemington Hoggin August 29, 2006

Adult Friend 

an ambiguous way of saying "sex partner." sounds really nerdy when people know what you're talking about.

So, he's fucking that chick over there? Yeah, you didn't know? She's his adult friend.

You look like you could use an adult friend.

My adult friend is so fun and flexble!

Adult Friend by AdultFriend September 18, 2010

semester friend

Someone you hang out with for one, but up to two, semesters during college/university. After that, they drop off the face of the planet and/or make no effort to interact with you.

This state of "friendship" is further exacerbated if they're hostile or indifferent when you attempt contact with them.

Sam was just a semester friend. We hung out during Fall of 2008 and Spring of 2009, but now she never talks to me anymore.

semester friend by jaynahc April 22, 2011

Token Friend 

The only POC friend in a group of Caucasian people.

Oh, her over there? Yea, she’s such a Token Friend.

Token Friend by I’d rather not be here June 20, 2020