fair-weather friend

Quite simply, a traitor who seems to be your friend when things are going well in your life, but will ditch you the second things start to look bad. Fair-weather friends are often very selfish with sociopathic elements in their personalities, and are usually on the prowl for a poor tool to take advantage of. He/she won't miss an opportunity to use someone to get something. Watch yourself, or you could be the next victim!

Once William lost his job and his house, like a fair-weather friend, Paul was quick to ditch him and look for someone else to mooch from.

by Nimrod_Nineveh April 7, 2010

Fairweather Friend

Someone who poses as a friend when it suits them, but are shady or shonky at other times.

After Mat broke up with my friend, he would act extremely shady all the time, pretending to lose his phone, and pretending not to receive SMS's. At times there was even no toilet paper, or shit on the walls. He is a fairweather friend.

by FWF September 24, 2010

porn friend

A "friend" who comes over to "play" while you watch porn together. Close to friends with benefits but, the focus isnt on eachother as much as the screen.

whenever Im desprate I call my porn friend over to play.

by nsh1212 March 9, 2008

my little friend

any type of firearm, a gun

If your going to act that way, i'm just going to have to bring out my little friend.

by Light Joker April 26, 2006

a good friend

Someone who tells you everything and is always there for you.

Omg did Carly tell you what I called u ?

Yes cuz she is a good friend

by Tammyworth2678 June 3, 2016

True Friend

Someone who is always there for you when you need them. They wont turn their back on you and wil listen to what you have to say before going off and complaining about their life unless it's extremly important or they are giving you advice and need to give an exapmle of something that happened to them in order to help you. They are there no matter what and will cry with you, laugh with you, beat the crap outta that person who hurt you, take your back in a fight, never betray you, and someone who will defend you even if you arent around. But you're going to fight, get over it. they were there for you and if something happens you'll need them at your back so suck it up and make up. You'll be glad you did later.

Girl 1: wow...i cant believe she did that to me...
Girl 2: you dont need her you've got a true friend right here! ill beat the crap outta her!!
OR
Guy 1: He was totally hitting on my girl!! I swear if i lose her!...
Guy 2: Don't worry about it his face is to ugly for her to leave you. If he steals her ill shove his face into the turf on the field!!

by A.L.L.People December 5, 2011

L Friend

A friend who could perhaps turn into a snake

Jordan is an L friend

by K with a k March 18, 2022