Five on one

A term for masterbation. As in you are playing five against one.

Where is Johnnie?

He is watching some midget porn and playing five on one.

by Nick Franocne September 13, 2006

Korean High Five

It's a slap in the private parts.

"Hector korean high fived my girlfriend in the vagina -- now she feels violated."

by I'll Burn You! April 28, 2009

Five Year Itch

It's the time in a relationship -- or even in a job! -- when you gotta open up your options, without waiting for the Seven Year Itch of boredom and exhaustion to set in.

The Five Year Itch is that point where you know that it's more fun to play the field, but you don't want to let go of what you have -- and OMG, seven years is way too long. (Maybe its rly a three year itch)!

Joey usually never said a word more than he had to, but he opened up to his buddy after work, even tho it took five chasers to loosen him up.

"Hey man, after five years on this fukin job and the same five damn years with the same girl, I'm itchin bad, and it's not a shot of antibiotics I need."

"Five year itch, bud", said Greg. "What you need, is some variety in your life.

by ScratchyTheMenace December 4, 2012

five nights at freddy's

the scariest fucking game ever. if you beat it you are awesome

I JUST FINISHED THE FIFTH NIGHT OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!!!!!!

by sprinkly September 21, 2014

five nights at freddy's fandom

A cancerous fandom that's dominated by nine-year olds who own iPhones and play Minecraft and Roblox. Joining this group of cringey normies will have death waiting on your doorstep in a matter of seconds.

After watching Markiplier play FNAF, Billy became part of the Five Nights at Freddy's fandom

by SkiShe July 26, 2017

five gum

Five gum. A piece of gum that we will never know how it feels to chew it because of memes. Nor will we ever know because we like our already favoured gum brands.

Person 1: How does it feel to chew Five Gum?
Person 2: "Generic Meme"
Person 1: But have you ever had it?
Person 2: What? No I stick to Excel.

by Rystic_s January 29, 2018

Jackson Five

In poker (namely Hold 'em poker), when your hole cards are a Jack and a 5, especially when the cards are clubs and/or spades.

Johnny's got Jackson Five, and folds quickly.

by withheld234323 January 3, 2006