bus fucked

You get "bus fucked" when the bus leaves the station a couple minutes too early or just before you get there and you're left to wait for the next one.

I'm late this morning because I got bus fucked.

by marusya8 June 14, 2011

Militarily Fucked

when the military (of any branch) royally screws up your pay

Soldier- "Well, we're not gonna be able to pay our rent this month."
Soldier's Wife- "What? Why?!"
Soldier- "We were militarily fucked."

by Scarlett_Dawn September 3, 2013

Wi-Fucked

When your home Wi-Fi, due to signal interference, disconnects you in the middle of an important online task, such as a skype interview you have been preparing for the last 3 weeks.

Bob: Hey Steve, how did your job interview go yesterday?
Steve: I got Wi-Fucked in the middle of it man.
Bob: told you to buy a new router.

by sparkskie.87 June 2, 2014

fist fucked

When you are fingering a girl but ya fist goes in the vagina right up to your wrist

I fist fucked ya mom last night and she had a massive orgy

by Henry832 September 2, 2016

get fucked idiot

Something assnon says to strangers

"Get fucked idiot" -assnon

by GisforGRUNGE March 10, 2017

Butt-fucked

When something is messed/fucked up.

1: "The server just butt-fucked my computer."
2: "That girl legit butt-fucked my TV last night."
3: "My laptop just got butt-fucked by a virus."

by ShadeWolfy September 4, 2017

googleplexed fucked

fucken fuccked

this bloke is googleplexed fucked

by fucked fuck of a cunt July 17, 2018