Girlfriend fart

A fart that is extremely long and/or loud due to the fact you have been dating a new girl and cant get enough time away from her to purge your lower bowels. The massive volume is due to the constant build-up of pressure. A girlfriend fart is still considered singular if it pulsates while walking.

Dude 1: As soon as I walked out her front door, I began a fart that lasted all the way across her lawn and the sidewalk. That was like 40 feet!

Dude 2: Sounds like you have a case of the girlfriend farts my friend.

Dude 1: (farts for 32 seconds)

by Key-Lime March 4, 2011

cancer farts

When a fart smells like the back side of Shreks foreskin

I had cancer farts at thanksgiving dinner

by Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff November 1, 2017

fart bitch

A fat chick who cuts a fart in front of other people.

That chunker let it rip right in front of all of us. What a fart bitch.

by PMax February 23, 2008

fart of jesus

Thought to have been named after the actual farts that the Lord Jesus Christ was reported to have made on many occasions. A fart having a fragrant aroma not disimilar to that of summer berries with a hint of coriander and wood smoke.

Mmmm, smells like the fart of jesus.

by Shawn Hampton October 22, 2008

Punch Fart

When you get punched so hard in the stomach you fart

Veronica walked up to Jenna and gave her a (punch fart) in the gut causing an audible fart to come from Jenna's rear-end.

by Girlygoo February 19, 2012

fart monkey

term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.

Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.

by Peter Thaddeus June 1, 2006

Pop-Farts

Pastry scented farts.

Aw man! I have to stay home today, it looks like I got the Pop-Farts.

by That_Monster_Frisbee October 9, 2015