Aura Farming

To climb up the park slide really loudly to announce your presence and assert your dominance.

Wow, my brother is so good at aura farming he scared the other kids from the park.

by Potatoes are good12345 June 21, 2025

Body farm

A “farm” used to hold human dead body’s, for students and people to study.

I need a dead person for a ducking history project

Why the funny do you need that? Go to a body farm

by iwearyelloshirt May 21, 2022

farm wave

When one "drives" farm equipment, tractors, loaders etc, one always has both hands on something. A farm wave is eye contact, and a slight nod. I see you, and you see me.

When I drove through my neighborhood and and saw the cops staking out the neighbor's quinceañera party, I gave one a farm wave. 'Cause a bunch of teenage girls can get up to shit.

by 168gr May 8, 2015

Shealwall farm

The almighty shell of the being where the pathetic slightly autistic angus lurked he will touch your mother but only with his fingers because his peen is -1 inch

I live at shealwall farm

by Ryan mcGregor January 16, 2019

Female Farming

The sexual action of a man laying across two chairs, as the woman gives him a handjob and the man cums in a bucket, like a farmer milking a cow. The woman proceeds to drink the bucket.

Hey Mark, I heard you and Mary tried some wild stuff last night!

Yeah, she's great at female farming!

by j gatsby November 26, 2013

bro farm

A place that seems to attract, and grow, douche-y bros that are muscular, wear overly clean baseball caps, and talk about women in my misogynistic ways. Probably in finance, real estate loan origination, or sales.

This bar is a bro farm, let's get out of here before someone puts something in your drink.

by anonymous June 11, 2024

Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....

*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"

by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025