fart bonging

Huffing ass gas from a tube.

Really now, the term should have been self-explanatory....

by Havoq May 8, 2005

Fart Huffer

A person who is interested in smelling farts in a close range from the anus.Some like to breathe large amounts of fart gas until they pass out.

Neethan is a Fart Huffer

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

Fart Hammer

The act of passing gas on a girl as she gives a guy oral sex.

I hate that chick, but I'd give nail her with the fart hammer.

by Bob Madigan January 12, 2004

fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.

I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.

by B warden April 1, 2007

fart muffler

A term used to describe an annoyingly loud and unusually large cannister muffler installed on an automobile. The described is usually seen at the rear of the vehicle. Typically seen on Asian automobiles, although rare sightings have been seen also to be installed on a domestic vehicle. The owner is a self-proclaimed "tool" who just needs to "cut that shit".

Hey, did you just see that fart muffler on that car?
Dude, why did you get that "gay" fart muffler?

by BBRX8 October 31, 2009

fart muffler

The act of holding toilette paper over the rectum while passing gas in a public restroom stall in order to conceal the noise of flatulating.

Because the ladies room was full, Erin used a fart muffler to conceal her true intentions in the stall.

by SKN December 9, 2006

Fart Marmot

When a girl has a hairy asscrack it is considered a fart marmot.

"Holy crap, when she bent over you could see her hairy fart marmot."

by kattih February 9, 2009