emplegoste

1. Spanish slang term for a sticky wad of disgusting-ness (see examples for clarification)

¡Mi'ja, tienes chicle en el pelo! ¡Déjame quitarte ese emplegoste ahora mismo!
Honey, you have gum in your hair! Let me get that emplegoste out right now!

¡Carájo! ¿Qué emplegoste de mierda y grama es esto?
Dammit! What emplegoste of shit and grass is this?

La niña se comió una toronja y dejó un emplegoste en la mesa.
The girl ate a grapefruit and left an emplegoste on the table.

by J.D. Andrade October 3, 2007

cyber emperor

My mom.

I'll do the dishes for you, mommy, I mean, Cyber Emperor.

by Duelist Goku To The Xtreme June 14, 2003

penis empathy

The vicarious pleasure a man derives from seeing another man's penis being serviced sexually, usually by imagining himself in the same situation. In other words, the reason some straight men cannot enjoy lesbian porn.

For me it's either hardcore or futanari; gotta get my penis empathy.

by Luke T May 17, 2008

empties

The empty glass left behind on the table, usually in a bar or restaurant where fresh glasses are brought for new drinks. Usually refers to beer glasses, (pint) but could refer to any empty glass.

He had been at the pub for awhile, judging by all the empties on the table.

by cozy_socks April 13, 2008

Empty Brain Syndrome

- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.

Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome
Edna: Yep

by katykinz. December 16, 2008

empty chair

Any uncomfortable moment during a political stump speech.

"Did you notice that Chris Christie barely even mentioned Mitt Romney in his speech at the Republican National Convention?"

"Yeah, it was a total empty chair."

by dscully September 5, 2012

Empiric

A sexual position in which the male "conquers" the female by punching her in the face.

Dude she was great, but at the last second I gave her an empiric. Man she was out cold.

by meadowmount July 18, 2009