Dry Box

This disaster of a situation is the female version of whiskey dick. It can strike at any time. It doesn't matter whether you have been drinking, doin X, smokin gange, or huffin paint... This happens when the vagina refuses to secreate it glorious fluid that allows the male member to easily slide into holy crevace of greatness. It's frustrating for all men to deal with and the cure is KY... REMEBER KY!!!
"Damn, that bitch had some ser DRY BOX, like... my penis is shedding"
by Weekendwr1 February 28, 2009
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Dry sexting

Participating in a sexual conversation through text message without the exchanging of pictures.
Do you think Bob and Carrie have been sexting?
If they have, it's definitely only dry sexting
by Fapplication14 January 25, 2015
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Dry-heave

Dry-heaves are early signs of menopause.
by McDoodlefee November 9, 2020
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Dry Shampoo

Shampoo in a spray can for when your kids are driving you nuts, making a mess of your house, your husband doesn't know how to lend a hand and you have zero minutes for yourself.
I have a parent-teacher conference in and hour with no time to shower. I guess I'll just use the dry shampoo to make my hair not look like it hasn't been washed in a week.
by Courage03 March 12, 2018
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dry eagle

Josh was sore this morning because Randy went in dry eagle last night
by Sablestaresatpoop June 4, 2016
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Dry Snitching

Snitching on someone without snitching technically
Nylah eats gold fish* Isaiah: “NYLAH CAN I HAVE SOME GOLD FISH” teacher: takes nylahs gold fish* Nylah: “ stop dry snitching”
by Thegoatny February 8, 2020
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dry cryer

when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying... there are no tears- hence the "dry
"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."
by coombskid22 April 12, 2014
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