This disaster of a situation is the female version of whiskey dick. It can strike at any time. It doesn't matter whether you have been drinking, doin X, smokin gange, or huffin paint... This happens when the vagina refuses to secreate it glorious fluid that allows the male member to easily slide into holy crevace of greatness. It's frustrating for all men to deal with and the cure is KY... REMEBER KY!!!
by Weekendwr1 February 28, 2009

by Fapplication14 January 25, 2015

by McDoodlefee November 9, 2020

Shampoo in a spray can for when your kids are driving you nuts, making a mess of your house, your husband doesn't know how to lend a hand and you have zero minutes for yourself.
I have a parent-teacher conference in and hour with no time to shower. I guess I'll just use the dry shampoo to make my hair not look like it hasn't been washed in a week.
by Courage03 March 12, 2018

by Sablestaresatpoop June 4, 2016

Nylah eats gold fish* Isaiah: “NYLAH CAN I HAVE SOME GOLD FISH” teacher: takes nylahs gold fish* Nylah: “ stop dry snitching”
by Thegoatny February 8, 2020

"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."
by coombskid22 April 12, 2014
