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nasty idiot dumbass bitch prick annoying
Will wanted to leave the amusement park early for dinner at home, what a dodie
Dodie by Sharituh November 25, 2019

finger-doodle 

any residue on or hanging on the end of your finger after fingering a girl
I didn't have any condoms last night and didn't want to get her pregnant so I fingered her. But when I was done I had some finger-doodle.

Fook-a-doodle-doo 

to be flabbergasted by or to show one's surprise at an unexpected course of action...

a more acute take on the cockadoodledo phrase native to the common rooster / hen
fook-a-doodle-doo Batman... that guy has an armpit for a head...

now now Robin... do not fret. It is merely a cockney street artist without his costume on
Fook-a-doodle-doo by kegmar November 2, 2008

dipsy-doodle 

Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)

Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.
"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"
dipsy-doodle by vvhip July 23, 2016

Wang-Doodle 

When a man who is asian has a chode and takes it and inserts it into a dogs mouth. Then the dog will lick the chode with suffisient force integragating the simulation of a blow job.
I heard asian Reed went behind the dumbster on Park BLVD and got a Wang-Doodle from little suzies dog.
Wang-Doodle by Man Thong March 13, 2008
utter idiot; retard; thread derailer; someone who has no common sense what so ever
Doodle by licedearth May 12, 2003