Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe

Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

by hercumungous March 3, 2016

Dickerbatch

Apples are for bummers like Dickerbatch!

That's right Mr. Dyker, I'm raging and I hate your fat afro-chinned guts!

Expell me please Timmy , I'm ever so naughty!

Ooh, if I send this message I'm sure to get a bumming...

Hopefully...

Um... Dickerbatch? Yeah, it's like this guy with an afro on his chin. Huh-huh-huh!

Go away now! Shave it off, dammit, or I'll set Coghills on ya!

by Rory Campbell March 9, 2005

DICKEM

This is a nickname that is associated with a man that you previously viewed as a lame but his sex blows your mind.

A man who is SURPRISINGLY EXCEPTIONAL in a sexual capacity.

Girl, I wish I hadn't ignored Kevin for so long; he got me calling him Dickem.

I can't go out with ya'll tonight, my Dickem is coming over!

by Kiwidababygenius October 10, 2008

Dicked

VERB
to be on the recieving end of a 'dick slap' or a 'dick poke'.

casey: awwh sheet - john dicked me so hard last night, it actually left a bruise
elisha: its okay because jack dicked me on my belly and it left a red mark!

by emmalaine March 14, 2009

dicked

To get punched real hard or badly in the face. Used a lot in my hood in Philadelphia. To be dicked is to be beaten in a fight.

Guy: Yo Jared was walking down the street yesterday and James came out of nowhere and dicked him right in his face.

by Spawn of Satan666 August 6, 2009

Dickents

Dickent {Dik-nt-s}
-noun

A group of Student Dickheads. Usually ignorantly unaware that they are.

Urgh, this bar is full of Dickents.

by btmn October 16, 2010

Dicker Picker

The act of grabbing only the shaft of a friends penis while said friend is sitting down, much like a claw game, but in this case the prize is your friends penis and the claw is your hand. Whilst preforming the act of picking the dick you must scream "DICKER PICKER."

me-DICKER PICKER!!!!!
friend-AW MAN, thats the second time today, i should really cross my legs.

by Coopy Poopy November 22, 2011