dad dick

A micro sized penis that is the width of a truck

"holy shit he couldn't even fit in past my butt cheecks."
"was it at least thick?"
"OH YEAH IT WAS A DAD DICK!"

by okayhey September 3, 2017

dad metal

A song or band that tries too hard to sound heavy and grungy, leading you to assume it's the style of music your dad would listen to thinking he's badass.

Generally older bands that change their sound in order to stay relevant.

Dylan: Bruh, have you heard Alexisonfire's new song? That shit is dad metal..
Tyler: Ay dog, I hear that.

by metalbrah February 17, 2019

Dad hontar

a REALLY REALLY ANNOYING DAD

tasha-wow look at dad hontar
anna- yah hes soo annoying

by byfhfujeuf May 5, 2010

dad legs

Legs that are so daddy they are Dad legs

Danggggg boyyyy look at thoes Dad legs.

by Death Star October 30, 2017

Dad hands

When some one has dad hands, they tend to have large/wide hands, prominent knuckles, and long fingers. They basically swallow you hand when hand-holding.

“My boyfriend has dad hands, they practically swaddle my hands!”

by -fluent_in_sarcasam- April 7, 2019

Dad with no rizz

When you are darker than usual and eat you're with water cuz you have no dad because he left your rizz in his pocket.

Dad with no rizz.That nigga has no dad and no rizz fr fr. Jidion. cHEESE. @MILKLTRENDERDAD5546.CUM. #Norizzor milk4unigga.

by cheese bals with no crust.Jidu November 4, 2022

Dad's Cream

When your dad sweetie shoots his cream in your mouth. It tastes salty but creamy.

Carson: Yeah son! Bout to give yo ass some of dad's cream!
Noah: Okay nIggA!

by Baznigger May 3, 2018