Whoopie Cushion

When a man scissors a woman and puts his asshole up to her vagina and farts, and then she queefs it out.

“Dude, last night I gave Madison the Whoopie Cushion”

by TheLastVirginOnVenus October 26, 2017

condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017

Cleveland Crusher

Swinging into a seat on a bus and hitting the person seated in the seat with your legs.

"YO NIGGA IM FINNA CLEVELAND CRUSHER DIS BICH UP NIGGA!"

by Tyler da fucka November 2, 2017

Beetle crushers

A nickname for infantry men during the Korean War.

We lost a dozen good beetle crushers in a daring attempt to take "Old Baldy" yesterday.

by Kakeman January 15, 2018

personal cushion

Another word for butt. Was first coined on Ellen's Game of Games.

Ellen: According to the Urban Dictionary and the Oxford Thesaurus, name another word for butt.

Beth: personal cushion!

by YuvalMonster April 3, 2018

Poopy Cushion

When you shit in your roommates pillowcase.

My roommate sucks, so I gave him a poopy cushion.

by Jimmysensei May 23, 2018

taco crusher

Aggressively giving a woman oral sex

I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.

by BigByll August 18, 2018