dub check

Smell check before sexual activity with a chick.

Dude I had to do dub check on my girl to make sure I wasn't deep sea fishing.

by BabyT5949 December 19, 2014

Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022

Pec-Check

A ritual done by all husbands in the morning. Especially if their wives have just walked in. Often seen as staring into a mirror with the intent of looking at one's chest, flexing the pecs in the process.

Ralph: (staring at himself) Ready, begin. One, two, one, two....

June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.

Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.

June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 25, 2010

fray check

The art of linking someone to a fray video/song. the fray has become very popular as of late, and what better way to celebrate it's hourly radio play by calling an unsuspecting victim and then blasting the fray.

man I just got fray checked!

by charles mccarthy August 14, 2008

Gravity Check

Just checking gravity! basically u just fell on ur face and made a fool of urself

Montie: *trips*
Elliott: Gravity Check!

by KanekIsAGhoul April 17, 2015

Smog check

When you're tossing someone's salad and they toot in your mouth

I was eating Karen's butthole and

she gave a smog check.

by Jackee1134 June 17, 2018

Fap Check

A Fap Check is an event initiated by a random roommate to catch their fellow roommates in the act of fapping. An alarm is sounded that signals the start of the Fap Check.

ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS A FAP CHECK! HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS AND STEP AWAY FROM ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES! THIS IS A FAP CHECK!

by Koltov&Hordie August 21, 2016