Chipper

One who smokes cigarettes, but smokes less than the average smoker, and can manage to stay un-addicted.

Jared's mom is a chipper; she only smokes about 6 cigarettes per week.

by Paul Conroy April 25, 2007

chipper

oral sex involving an excessive use of teeth.

one who preforms such an act is known as a chipper

"look at the teeth on that one, i bet she's a chipper"

by Bottled Rage May 9, 2005

Chipper

Feeling Exuberently Happy, but for a darker reason than pure happy-go-luckiness. . . or maybe your just British. . .

Murph: I'm feelin' real chipper today! I just stole a cookie and didn't get caught!
Laurie: Oh! A free cookie and no consequence! That'd make me Chipper Too!
Longfellow: I'm Chipper Too!
Murph and Laurie: Why?
Longfellow: I'm British! What do you expect?

by 13speakers November 27, 2009

chipper

someone of the female variety who is an easy lay

"she'll screw anybody after a few bronsons"

by dislocatedelbows May 25, 2003

Crapper Roll

Toilet paper.

1.(n.) Crapper. crap - Comes from the word written by a fisherman who mispelt the fish, the carp, and thus it immeadiately became a word to express shit, or something bad because of how childish the error and mistake was.
2. (n.) Roll. roll - Comes from (vb.) to roll - "to roll a butcher", but in this sense it is a (n.) roll of something, coming from the product of a good rolling.

Left in comment book in a small convenience store by a local oaf:

"No crapper roll on Thursday"

by The Gladwell October 30, 2004

crappernetting

definition from Somethingawful.com

Using the Internet from a wireless device, such as a PDA or cellphone, while going to the bathroom. Advanced Crappernetting, which is using the Internet while standing up and peeing, is only recommended for experts or people who have highly dextrous tongues.

Dude, got to go crappernet.

by granada April 14, 2005

chappe

A word meaning hello, specifically used between two individuals.

Colton always says chappe to Jill when she comes online.

by |etha|meta| August 10, 2005