Hover Board

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.

How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)

by honeyberry205 January 3, 2017

surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

Bangable Board Game

A secret made up word that means “sex”.

Freya and Tyler played bangable board game.

by frava May 21, 2018

Tray boarding

when you stand on a stolen McDonald’s food tray and get pulled by a car, simulating wake boarding around your neighborhood

Damn I’m board you wanna steal some trays from McDonald’s and go tray boarding?

by Candyman141 May 26, 2018

bulletin boarder

Someone who posts messages on a bulletin board so frequently/voluminously that it seems like he practically "lives" on the board.

I get so sick of all those notices that come from just a few "prolific posters" in the community, especially if they don't usually have anything very important/valid to say or advertise --- those folks are such shameless bulletin boarders! They don't help themselves or anyone else by putting up so many boring notices... all it does is clutter up the board and draw attention away from the legitimate messages elsewhere on the board.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Broke Boarding

When you can’t afford a ride so you board the back of the bus without the driver seeing you.

Nicholas really went broke boarding. Finna sneek level 100 on that mans.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

Shart Board

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.

Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019