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THE THIRD BALDIMORE...... she is often confused as baldis wife (despite baldi already having susan as his) and as his sister. SHE IS NEITHER. SHE IS BALDINA.

unlike her more hairless counterpart, she partakes in the chasing of her pupils through cardio
baldina: WHAT??? ARE YOU IN THE LADIES' ROOM?-
by elsqued December 4, 2024
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Baldjob

When you rub your pussy juices all over your bald partners head, so it becomes shiny and waxy
Person 1: wow! Your bald head is so shiny, how did you do it
Person 2: my wife gives me a baldjob
Person 1: awesome sauce!!!
Mr.beast: hey
by Murrphilosopher December 27, 2024
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Bald

Your hair fled your scalp to escape the smell of your shit for brains.
Hym "Bwahahahahaha! AHA! Bald! Baaaaaaaaaald!"
by Hym Iam December 30, 2024
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baldilover2310

the song man! he made jigsaw! the song! he was also one of few that overheard the conversation between charlie and pim about their boss' strange, seizure-like behavior.

the most human in the internet; and fucking hates swearing.

he has difficulty figuring out where to properly place the leftmost pedal on an automobile, but instead has a designated spot for it
baldilover2310: hello kind sir; could you enlighten me
by elsqued January 5, 2025
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Bald as Shit

When someone does some old person shit when they're young.
Yo, Michael is lowkey Bald as Shit for doing that.
by omnmin007 February 3, 2026
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Bald Alert

Noun
1. A localized emergency notification issued when an elderly bald man is spotted wandering within a one-mile radius of a medical facility, usually post-colonoscopy, squinting through crooked glasses and moving at a cautious, arthritic shuffle.
2. A hyper-specific Silver Alert for a founding member of a friend group who refuses to admit his knees sound like microwave popcorn and who insists he “just needs better lighting” before every pinball game.

Symptoms may include:
• Slow, determined walk back to a parked vehicle because “it’s not that far.”
• Adjusting glasses 47 times per minute.
• Muttering about flipper lag while standing under the brightest light in the building.
• Claiming recovery is “no big deal” while gripping the handrail like it owes him money.
“Greg just had a colonoscopy and is walking home with those bad knees. Somebody issue a Bald Alert before he tries to read street signs in the dark.”
by GuidoDaPimp February 24, 2026
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Bald bait

A name for a legally aged woman who looks like a child and attracts older bald men.
There goes bald bait. Great titts though.
by Chinese Snorkel February 26, 2026
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