A topless, and/or often doorless Jeep Wrangler consisting of a bunch of shirtless guys. Too many fruits half naked in one basket...
You know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.
"Hey check out that doorless Jeep filled with all those shirtless dudes"
"Ya man, what a fuckin fruit basket."
"Ya man, what a fuckin fruit basket."
by KingKlownoftheKorn September 12, 2015
Get the Fruit Basket mug.A slutty girl that tends to hook up with five or more guys at a party. Called a "Basketball" because five guys pass her around and score.
Mike: Man, Bridget sure has made out with a lot of guys tonight.
Wes: Yeah, she's turning into a real basketball.
Wes: Yeah, she's turning into a real basketball.
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Sexually speaking, it's a man who "dribbles" before he "shoots." That is, when fully aroused and ready to come, he is generous with driblets of pre-ejaculatory fluid ("pre-cum"), sometimes followed by dribbled semen (the beginning of ejaculation), before the main orgasm kicks in, causing him to spurt semen (he "shoots").
There is nothing wrong with this sequence of events; in fact, it's quite normal.
There is nothing wrong with this sequence of events; in fact, it's quite normal.
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"Algernon and I were upstairs last night fooling around and I found out the hard way that he's a basketball player."
"So what was he doing so close to your hoop, anyway?"
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"Algernon and I were upstairs last night fooling around and I found out the hard way that he's a basketball player."
"So what was he doing so close to your hoop, anyway?"
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by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010
Get the basketball player mug.When your girl is laying naked on her back with her knees pulled up to her chest she is in the baked chicken position.
I came home from work last night and found my wife had prepared the baked chicken so I provided the stuffing!
by almondhead June 26, 2015
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by MinkaDeer September 30, 2016
Get the plant-based mug.A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.
Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"
Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"
Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"
Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"
Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"
Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"
Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"
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Get the put the fucking lotion in the basket mug.When you sit with your laptop on your lap for a while and it heats up your testicles. You then take the heated testicles and tea bag another person, giving them a baked potato.
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