A code word you say to your parents when your friend is standing right next to you and you are at someones house and you want to get picked up without making the other person feel bad.
Makes the tension before your parents arrival have alot less tension.
Works good with non understanding friends that dont want you to leave and always tries to make plans with you
Makes the tension before your parents arrival have alot less tension.
Works good with non understanding friends that dont want you to leave and always tries to make plans with you
mom:" So do you want me to come and get you?"
You:"Um, yea get some green apples"
mom:"Ok i'll be there in 10 minutes"
You:" Aww man, Ok bye"
You:"John, shes picking me up in 10 minutes"
You:"Um, yea get some green apples"
mom:"Ok i'll be there in 10 minutes"
You:" Aww man, Ok bye"
You:"John, shes picking me up in 10 minutes"
by teebstheman August 4, 2009
Get the Green Applesmug. A strange figure that Starman Deluxe mentions toward the end of EarthBound, upon his defeat by your hands. It has no known manifestation in the game nor is it said to have one. All that it says is that Ness and his friends are bound to beat Giygas.
Starman Deluxe: You're much stronger *whirrr* than our intelligence indicated...
We were not *beep* prepared for that eventuality...
The Prophecy from the *click* Apple of Enlightenment may be true...
but you must not *whirrr* underestimate us.
We were not *beep* prepared for that eventuality...
The Prophecy from the *click* Apple of Enlightenment may be true...
but you must not *whirrr* underestimate us.
by WeegeevsWeegee October 29, 2010
Get the Apple of Enlightenmentmug. A person who refuses to acknowledge the inferior nature of Apple's over hyped, over priced devices, such as the I-Phone, I-Touch, or I-Pad. The following mental disorder is the result of untreated "I-Phone Effect". The "twisted apple" will usually have a McJob, such as Starbacks, or work part-time as para-legal.They will constantly brag and boast that their I-Phone is the best thing after sliced bread. They will try to impress you with the GPS navigation on the I-Phone, but they never learn how to use it. They also obess on Steve Job's and will masturbate to his podcast's.
Ricky: Hey Britt, can you use your GPS navigation and get us directions to the Snoop Dogg concert. His concert is in Santa Ana, at the Galaxy Theater.
Britt: Sure, this GPS shit is idiot proof. A monkey can even operate this shit.
(58 minutes later)
Ricky: Hey Britt, are we lost? How come we are entering into Huntington Park?
Britt: (Valley girl accent) OMFG! This blueberry blunt you rolled got me so blown. I havent figured out how to use this GPS(giggles). OMG, the Apple salesmen made it look so simple in the MAC mall store. Let me call tech support.
Ricky: Britt, you are a I-Hole. I should have known you were a "twisted apple". (pulls out a Thomas Guide instead).
Britt: Sure, this GPS shit is idiot proof. A monkey can even operate this shit.
(58 minutes later)
Ricky: Hey Britt, are we lost? How come we are entering into Huntington Park?
Britt: (Valley girl accent) OMFG! This blueberry blunt you rolled got me so blown. I havent figured out how to use this GPS(giggles). OMG, the Apple salesmen made it look so simple in the MAC mall store. Let me call tech support.
Ricky: Britt, you are a I-Hole. I should have known you were a "twisted apple". (pulls out a Thomas Guide instead).
by tr353r February 1, 2010
Get the Twisted Applemug. Mr. Johns kicked the apple last year.
Mrs. Fitzsimmons is kicking the apple.
We're throwing Ned an apple kicking party.
Mrs. Fitzsimmons is kicking the apple.
We're throwing Ned an apple kicking party.
by Charles Hulin January 18, 2004
Get the kick the applemug. A compliment to a female regarding her breasts, whee the breast are the apples.
Used in a context as such: "Those are nice apples"
Used in a context as such: "Those are nice apples"
by TheDr. October 26, 2013
Get the nice applesmug. by griddleeee January 20, 2010
Get the Apple Bouncingmug. a giant apple about 5 times the size of normal apples that may take an hour to consume. It's illegal to grow outside the state of Minnesota with out a lisence.
by LionsGoRawr November 1, 2007
Get the Honeycrisp Applemug.