A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing
by nood564 March 31, 2020
To witness.
Billy was riding his bike home from soccer practice with his brother Walter. They see a mugging in an alley they normally cut through to save time and turn around to flee.
Billy says to Walter, "I'm catching that on eye... poor guy. Hopefully there was a camera!" as they race home in fear.
Billy says to Walter, "I'm catching that on eye... poor guy. Hopefully there was a camera!" as they race home in fear.
by Bird-0 May 28, 2023
by Toddy's Terms June 28, 2019
Stephanie-“Yo Tiffany you got an extra snatch catch I can borrow for my tennis match later”
Tiffany- “Yeah of course I would want you to hurt your ovaries”
Tiffany- “Yeah of course I would want you to hurt your ovaries”
by MiTheGoddess September 06, 2021
When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth
by UnkleLumpY July 09, 2022
by uttam maharjan November 29, 2010