Windows 10

Spyware that installs itself without the user's consent.

Windows 10: The latest virus plaguing Windows PCs is actually from Microsoft.

by The Little Carrot Who Could May 17, 2016

windows update

The way Microsoft finds out that your copy of Windows is pirated

"Windows Update" has determined that your installation key is not valid, and therefore setup cannot proceed. Contact your system administrator for more information.

by DaveK September 6, 2003

Widdowson

The Widdowson is a highly successful mating ritual which involves the male swinging his penis in a figure of eight motion. More advanced practitioners have been known to take it a step further by attaching lights.

I totally got her in to bed by standing at the top of the stairs and employing the Widdowson technique

by thingy003 July 16, 2011

Windows 11

If you're reading this, please switch to GNU/Linux before microsoft turns you into a microsoft zombie

News Report: Windows 11 turns another person into a zombie, eating the brains of those who don't exclusively use Microsoft products

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Windows 8.1

It's Windows 8 but usable and actually good and gets even better with Windows 8.1 Update 1. The start button is back, there's now an all apps view on the start screen, search just searches (before it took you to a different screen, and you had to select what category you were searching in, now it's just a bar that shows up on the right side of the screen and searches everywhere by default), you can boot directly to desktop without going to start, you can use your desktop wallpaper on start, and much more plus more is still being added. You also get used to the metro interface and if you don't like it, Microsoft is adding the old start menu back in Windows 8.1 Update 2. However, it still feels like a beta and Windows 9 will probably be the next god-tier OS like Windows XP and 7, but it's a step in the right direction and feels like you're using a PC and not a tablet.

Windows 7 user: Windows 8 sucks
Windows 8 user: Yeah I want to downgrade to Windows 7
Windows 8.1 user: Why haven't either of you upgraded to 8.1 yet?
Linux user: Why are you guys still using Windows?

by blue_orange July 10, 2014

Black Ops Widow

A woman who has lost those cozy, cuddly nights with her husband or significant other to the Call of Duty game, Black Ops.

Who? My husband? In bed before midnight? Dude, no way! I'm a Black Ops Widow!

by ljenator January 15, 2011

widower

A man who has lost his wife by death and has not remarried.

That man is a widower.

by katie was here January 3, 2008