wankerific

wankerific means to me,... somone or something that is SO sexually exciting to a person, that it elicits a desire to masturbate, and/or someone that is SO FAR out of one's league, that the ONLY chance for sexual-satisfaction regarding said subject is likely to be wanking about them.

Felicia is so HOT, she is the ultimate in wankerific bait-!

by DUG853 April 22, 2006

wankerspank

someone no one likes who just so happens to wank off on regular occasion and lets people know in short form an idiot. Ex: That guy just parked his car in wet cement. What a wankerspank.

bob: so man whats up
fred: bob no one likes you
bob: ... i'll wank on your face bro
fred: (to timmy) soo bobs a wankerspank

by caitling March 21, 2007

walton-wanker

a complete twat of a human, usually male, that makes you suicidal that you belong to the same race as him.

that jake lad is a right walton-wanker

by wigan_lass February 4, 2009

White Bottom Wanker

Someone who wears Adidas Originals, especially gazelles, with white soles instead of the classic gum sole or other colours.

1: “I got some new gazelles.”
2: “With white soles?”
3: “Yeah, why?”
4: “Piss off, white bottom wanker.”

by liamgallagher1991 December 27, 2022

Wankel Rotary Engine

A torture device once used as a punishment for those who have commited a crime. It fits onto one's penis or vagina, and then is twisted, via a motor, to violently to cause aggonizing pain.

It's a torture device, does it really need an example?

by Jacob Stilleti May 3, 2005

Thunder Wanker

n.
A move executed by the Iron Wang of Justice to smite enemies and skank-whores alike.

John: I will strike you down with my Iron Wang of Justic
George: wtf, mate?
John: Feel the power of the Thunder Wanker.
George: Good God, man! You're knocking over the furniture!!

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

wanker

A guy who jerks off without vasoline.

by Osama Bin Brady January 17, 2003