Twat waffle

A twat that resembles a folded waffle.

Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display

by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017

flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.

Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."

by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017

stoop waffle

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

rhino waffle

When a woman has a large vagina, which hosts a larger than normal protruding clitoris that stabs you like a rhino.

Wes was getting it in with this deaf chick, and when he went down on her he got stabbed in the eye by her rhino waffle; now they're both disabled.

by booty hooty September 13, 2016

Waffle Gobbie

When you buy a Maccas mega choc waffle cone and your girlfriend eats it off your knob.

Mate I got the best waffle gobbie the other day!

by Waffle echo August 14, 2016

fresh waffle

A waffle, that has been made freshly.

Lexa just made a fresh waffle.

Yo, that’s tight.

by BigPapaEJ January 19, 2018

waffle cum

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.

Hey man, want some waffle cum?

by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018