Skip to main content
A townie (UK countryside slang) is a person from a town or a city.

Symptoms of this disease include being horrified that you've named the turkey that you're fattening up up for Christmas dinner, calling a cow a bull and not knowing what a heifer is.

This is a disease can be cured by living in the countryside for two years, and making yourself look like an arse to the amusement of every other country dweller.
Farmer Dai: Did you see that group of Londoners come into the pub earlier?

Farmer Arthur: I tell you what those bloody Townies do my head in.

underaged townie 

townie who has not yet arrived at puberty, but still believes they can start on people.
(high pitched voice)
"Mate will yu buy us some fags?"
"no"
"fucking wanker"
"Ha"
underaged townie by bob April 6, 2005

Sac-Town 

'Sac-Town' is what the residents of SACRAMENTO, California call it.
Sac-town is where the true gangstas are at.
That's how we be rollin' up in the 916.

tony blair 

TONY BLAIR = NOT BY RAIL

That's why our trains in the UK are soo *good* then.
Do you love

(a) delays?
(b) cancellations?
(c) exurabantly high fares?
(d) getting robbed/raped/murdered?
(e) Crashes (if you are really lucky)

If you answered yes to one or more of these, then you really should start taking the train, not the car.
tony blair by coffee_addict November 7, 2004

tony yayo 

Tony Yayo is a rapper for G-unit that fucking sucks.
tony yayo, the rapper is fucking horrible

my little sister thinks tony yayo is good, but he actually really sucks
tony yayo by Studley May 1, 2006

Towne Deli 

The best deli in the whole world. Located in summit, nj.
Hey man, I just got a Hilltopper from the Towne Deli! It's fuckin' delicious!
Towne Deli by phishtweezer June 8, 2009