Douche-tool

They are the ultimate bastard. The super hybrid of a Douche Bag and a tool. They go above and beyond the regular terms of tool and Douche.

Yo! Kyle! Why are you such a douche-tool?!?!?!?

by gaaaaabbbbbz is cool September 5, 2009

toolskid

Someone who has an unhealthy love for his DAW

Toolskid loves his PT lovehole

by Naka April 24, 2005

tool-ism

The act of being a tool, or a douche bag/cock master 7000 type person.

"Dennis stop being a cock balls, ur practicing tool-ism rite now!"

by NEIL PATRICK PATRICK/SANTO January 7, 2009

Tool

A guy who buys tickets to concerts and takes girls to them

Guy: Yo girl wanna chill tonight?
Girl: No, this guy that i've never hung out wit got me tickets to the Jonas Brothers concert and then next weekend the Kanye West concert
Guy: Wow, sucka fucking TOOL
Girl: Yeah I know

by small neck gazeba April 27, 2009

Tool

Tool; some one who can fix things and make then 10x better or worse then before

"Hey you know that dave guy?"
"yeah"
"he built a pocket amp from a radio"
"cool, and.?"
"it caught fire"
"what a tool"

by StolenAdrenaline June 2, 2009

Tool

the guy that does shit for women (holds bag, buys toys, all of the stuff you would normally do but just way to much)
the guy that wears seersucker shorts, a polo with a colar up and neon green wayfarers where ever they go
the guy that blows at sports but thinks hes good

Dude, did you kyle flirting with lily and holding her bag and shit
Yeah, he's such a tool

by Andyslaybids March 21, 2010

tool

A dumbass, a person with little common sense, or someone you just don't like. Insult. Can worsen the insult by calling him/her a power tool

Shawn is such a tool

by rustyshackleford723 November 2, 2010