tool-ism

The act of being a tool, or a douche bag/cock master 7000 type person.

"Dennis stop being a cock balls, ur practicing tool-ism rite now!"

by NEIL PATRICK PATRICK/SANTO January 7, 2009

TOOLism

someone or somthing that believes that TOOL has the most powerfull and moving music. Also they follow the ways of Maynard James Keenan in believing that "...music isn't all about the lyrics but also about the music itself, otherwise people would be selling out with spoken word tours. The music carries the emotion, the lyrics help define where that emotion is going"-MJK.

He is so obsessed with TOOL, he might as well consider himself part of that TOOLism

by Michael Daniel February 6, 2006

toolismatic

It's tool+charismatic, with a huge hint of sarcasm. It describes when a somewhat attractive toolish person who self-denies and/or is unaware of the fact that he/she is a tool seeks attention/support through social media or/and other public platforms, and intendes to manipulate others' judgments with his/her "covert" toolishness.

X (referring to a gal X's involved with): Dude, she's throwing a rant complaining about abc again on Facebook again.
Y: Meh, such a toolismatic attention seeker. Honestly, no one gives a hoot.
X: EXACTLY.

by WonderLandCA July 12, 2013

Toolism

The attribute or quality of being a tool of society; an extreme follower and believer in america's flawed systematic government

Toolism is generally tied with hypocracy.

by Protagonistofatragedy333 September 21, 2010

Toolism

People who look/act like a tool. Therefore it is considered 'toolism'.

A couple decked out in Ed Hardy and True Religion.
A bitch that is no longer your friend.
These are examples of toolism.

by erresistable September 6, 2010