fuck tard 

Black hole of respect, concern, balls, couth, tact, intelligence, diplomacy, conscience, due dilligence; at a more rudimentary level a walking-talking-human-bowl-of-shit

See lorin, or any of his other synonyms

fuck tard by MoreSubbordinateThatYou March 8, 2005

Fuck-Tard 

A insult, meaning having low intelligence, or being 'slow'.
The actual meaning would be being slow/stupid when it comes to sexual intercourse, aka fucking.

'Man, Sam is such a Fuck-tard.'

Fuck-Tard by hey-you. March 8, 2009

e-TARD 

(person) Someone who stares at their smart-phone or monitor and LOLs, or literally ROTFL. Normally, their phone is an extension of their arm. They suffer neckpain and sore thumbs. Typonese and lack of proper grammar is also associated with e-TARDS . Walking also becomes an issue for e-tards, and objects or people get in their way. An e-Tard helmet may be necessary to protect the cranium of those who suffer from e-Tard fits. are great multi-taskers. They are able to google+ and/or text, while driving/eating/working.

The majority of Google+ users are e-TARDS.

e-TARD by Googly Person September 13, 2011

Rea-Tard 

When you randomly have the urge to pop up out of no where and be a person with special needs. You tend to mock different races and cultures as if you were them. You do not know the difference between white and black.

That Paul kid is always there, i think he might be a Rea-tard.

Dude your not german are you Rea-tarded.

Rea-Tard by Runningfever09 January 17, 2008

sony-o-tard 

One who prefers "Sony" products to "Microsoft" products. Possibly due to a form of mild retardation or a severe concussion.

Stop being such a sony-o-tard and go buy an "Xbox 360" or you will be hated by the world"

sony-o-tard by Killey the douche October 23, 2008

E-tard 

A person who has never been the same after taking a high dose of MDMA.

Fat boy and Jer have been e-tards ever since sloan made the big molly gel caps.

E-tard by Ali J December 20, 2004

fuck'tard 

An abbreviated combination of the words:
"Fucking"+"Retard".

(NOUN-proper)= Fuck'Tard: A slow to git it type person AND when they DO GIT it, still fucks it up; an individual makin' stoopid mistakes when they know better but did't really think it through-And as this individual is in the process of executing this mistake, they can see it revealing itself as a mistake in slo-mo, thus makin' them worthy of the title...

(VERB-past tense)= fuck'tarded or fucked'tard: messing up BIG TIME after they think they git it but really don't cuz they misunderstood and went ahead n DID IT anyways without full comprehension of the sitiation; Too Gung-Ho to thoroughly understand an issue or too arrogant to admit they did't understand but think they understand a situation, jumping in head-first to tackle the issue but screwin' it up even more, thus creating a dominoe chain of effects in making one mistake after another, unable to recover nicely.

(NOUN-proper): TD asked the producer 3 times about the change, put the automation cue in for the reporter's tape, then missed the roll cue, hit the "TAKE" button anyways and ended up rolling a 5 second open to the wrong pitch reel as the reporter was tossing back to the anchor. What a Fuck'Tard!

(VERB-past tense): The above TD saw that the video for the reporter didn't match but hit the "TAKE" button anyways becuz they were lost and couldn't adjust quickly enough to just skip it. They FREAKED under PRESSURE! AND as they hit the button to execute this command to wipe to tape, the 5 second open seemed like 30 seconds slo-mo'd in their mind and everyone elses' as it was happenin'. When the wrong video revealed underneath, they realized they had just fuck'tarded a series of bad moves AND NOW, there would be HELL for everyone to pay when the nasty memos concerning this uncanny on-air mistake poured forth. Thanks, Fuck'Tard! NOW, EVERYONE SUFFERS from the low moral your mistake has set in motion with all the nasty finger-pointing!

fuck'tard by Fuck'Tard March 8, 2010