Tom Weaver

Also known as sucky sucky Tom Weaver will use his fatness to threaten other

Person 1 -Hey who’s that bloke who trying to impress you always

Person 2- oh yeh Tom Weaver

by African prince for Nigeria September 3, 2019

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Crab Tom

Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.

having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm.
*insert Crab Tom*

by bishname November 18, 2018

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Tom Jeffrey

A person who is always chasing younger females. Although not a pedofile,The closest thing to a pedofile without being one.

“Did you see Tyson is seeing that girl who turned 18 last week”

“Yeah he’s a Tom Jeffrey”

by IHateBeadRattlers November 6, 2022

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Tom Larke

A chimp. A foolish chimp, often mistaken for a helpless pervert. Often found near kindergartens. Sometimes even humps rugby posts in times of peak horniness.

Look at that Tom Larke! This one is particularly horny, look at the way he is holding that child!! Someone call the police!!

by YxngLee May 16, 2022

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